Comments on: I Hate Babies

By: Jacqueline G.

Jacqueline G. — Thu, 16 Sep 2010 22:47:27 +0000

K. I hate some babies. I am the oldest out of all my cousins and i am 17. I have other reasons for hating some of them. For one people over exagerate their “cuteness” ya when I was young I was cute to my grandpa. He loved me and used to have things to do with me but, as soon as another baby came along I “the oldest” was tossed to the side and forgotten about. And my dad used to love me like nothing else he never favored my sister, brother or me. Well my sister got prego and now when we have any family outtings together like SixFlags for instance, I would ask him to come ride a ride with me like he would before the little nussances were born, and would he come with me for just one? Hell no! He said he would rather take the 2 little brats and go to kiddie land with them the whole time. And I know what your thinking. “Your dad is probably old and tired now days.” No he is only 46 now and that happened like 3 yrs ago. Secondly since I am the oldest cousin on my moms side and a girl at that, everyone just assumes that I am a free family baby sitter, so do I get any time to myself to hang out with friends and go do all the fun things a teenager does? Hell No! I was supposed to go to California with some friends for the summer and have fun. I didnt go because I had to, of corse baby sit. Stop sticking all your stupid incompitent brats with me! I started baby sitting for money for one aunt and got paid 80 a week for it since I did it from 3pm – 12am and I was 12 at the time and what am I doing now living with another aunt so I can baby sit from 1 – 8 and its too late to do anything by then and I dont get paid for it since I now live with them. I cant have anything good either they never leave anything alone. They tore up my xbox, wrote on all my senior order stuff, never leave the computer alone always take off with my cell phone broke my bed and I got in trouble for it. Im tired of it. I am baby sitting right now. A two yr old boy with whick I have almost no problems with and never really have and a one yr old girl that cant leave shit alone or just stands there and stares at you when you tell them to do something like the simple command “Stop” and starts whinning any time you give any attention what so ever to anyone but her. Just this morning she woke up at 3 and woke everyone else up. I dont give a flying fuck that she is teething she never starts crying until you look at her and tell her not to do something or to get out of something, and as soon as you get mad about it, here comes mommy or someone else saying “shes just teething you have to be patient with her” NO I DONT SHE WASNT CRYING ABOUT THAT IN THE FIRST FUCKING PLACE!” Then they never want to leave you alone like she just stands there and stares at me when Im doing nothing and its irritating as fuck. Then they want to eat the food on your plate instead of eatting the same shit but on their plates and cry when you dont let them. Every day I start the day being nice to her because she hasnt pissed me off yet but as soon as momma leaves she immediatly starts screaming and there is no reason for it and sure Ill tolerate it because maybe she misses mommy. I used to miss mine when I was little, so ya… Then when she gets into shit Ill take it from her and softly tell her no-no…with a smile and she gets this look as if shes about to cry and Ill say its okay and try to get her to play and she starts to scream so I have lost all of my patience with her I have come to the conclusion I hate the stupid little nussance. And when it comes to change her diaper she wants to start sticking her hand in her shit, and kick and roll and put her feen in her shit. So after I put her to bed and wait til she wakes up again and Ill start over being annoyed. I love the little boy 2 yr olds arent so bad you just have to be a little stern with them even if they are spoiled you can get them to obey and be good with out losing your temper or yelling all the time. Babies are smarter than they let on its why people spoil them so much they cry to let you know they are hungry or need a change or anything when they are born. They learn this is a technique to get what they want when they start to get a little older. They know what you mean when you say “NO” its why they cry when you do. They think they will get their way since its what they did as an infant. Dont let them fool you into thinking they are totally stupid. They also know when they are doing something wrong. How do I know? I observe, thats how. The little girl always plays with the dvds and movies in the living room when your not looking but as soon as she notices you, she will stand up and run to another part of the room and stare at you to see what you will do next. So dont give me that shit that they dont know any better even at just 1 yr old. I know more than a lot of mothers I have been baby sitting since I was 12 and not only little cousins other peoples kids too. From newborn to now 13 yr olds and I know all the tricks in the book. I know enough to write my own book. And Im sure everyone can agree with this next thing. “Babies are cute until they piss you off”. Anyway thats what I gotta say about that now give me a good reason as to why I shouldnt hate babies…Its not wrong, or immoral if you got a good reason.

Jacqueline “Baby Hater!”

By: alisha

alisha — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 14:51:42 +0000

I hate babies too. Abortions make me lol. I just wish more would die

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 13:51:47 +0000

By: brightred

brightred — Fri, 28 May 2010 19:53:22 +0000

I like babies, newborns especially but I did not want children, and I did not want the responsibility
of raising children. If you want children fine, if not that is your option. No one should have to
be around children if they don’t like them or don’t want to be. Let other people deal with their
child problems. If you don’t have any then you don’t have to worry. If a lady is pregnant she is
obviously wanting to start a family and is happy to be pregnant (I guess) to do so. It is like getting
married, you can get married if you want or not. Have kids or not. Remain single and do what you
really want to with your life and be happy. I have done the same thing.

By: anonymous

anonymous — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 00:23:55 +0000

I can’t explain the satisfaction i gain from venting my hate of babies. Realistically, they are nothing more than cumpiles. Society places such a mark on congratulating women who have become pregnant and what I would love to do is walk up to the man and woman and say “congratulations, you had an orgasm”, or “would you like a pat on the back because you had sex?” It should be way harder to make kids. The worst part about it all is when you meet someone who is divorced and has kids. Then, you have an ex-wife who can’t uderstand why you hate kids, especially theirs. It’s such a short shot and such a permanent obligation. Sometimes I hate my boyfriend for ever having kids. He should have been wiser to little miss first wife

By: Anon

Anon — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 03:07:30 +0000

I hate babies too, but then we gotta admit it. We ALL were those little annoying sacks of fat at one point. And so were your parents, grandparents, etc.

But I think that of all the living species in the world, humans have the most uselss offspring ever.

By: Silver-Mask

Silver-Mask — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 22:26:49 +0000

I have always hated babies, they are so disgusting.
We are killing ourselves with overpopulation, a woman should be able to have an abortion when ever and where ever she wants, they should be encouraging abortions. The survival of babies is unnatural thanks to medical advances and this why global warming is happening, too many humans = too many cars.

I also hate the fact that females are supposed to be “good” with children, its an extremely sexist and untrue statement.

I hope to sterilize myself soon, for I know one day mother nature’s programming will give me maternal instinct, I want to stop that from happening, and never have a disgusting maggot eating my money.
Plus I will be hurting the world by having a child, the world cant cope with the overpopulation already.

By: Chris

Chris — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 04:06:51 +0000

I hate babies, they are so stupid, they are horrible little self indulgent meatbags. I agree Matt they are the most useless forms of life existing. I just hate them, you cant talk to them or really do much with them at all.

Whats worse is when parents do try to talk to them, they behave in such an embarrassing way Babies are just drooling babbling brainless idiots. They are expensive too. You have to watch them like a hawk. Im so glad I don’t have any, phew.

By: Neko_Jake

Neko_Jake — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 04:14:58 +0000

i love babies…fried and baked…sometimes boiled

By: dontwantkids

dontwantkids — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 23:27:55 +0000

I never wanted children, because I chose not to be emotionally responsible for raising a child. I do
love babies, and those who expect them and want them are to be commended since they obviously
want a family. I think those who don’t like babies or children should not plan to have them as
a baby should be wanted and loved. I would never abuse or hurt a baby or a child, and was treated
wonderfully by my own parents. But I have seen people with children fight over money, barely
making ends meet, fighting over the children, and making their and their kid’s lives miserable.
That was one reason I chose to not have children. I prefer a pet instead, they are easier on the
nerves and better for me. Some of you have said some horrible things about babies, and it is
apparent that you don’t want any either which is your right.