Tag Archives: Satire

I Hate Babies

August 5, 2007 – 6:04 pm

In case you missed the “satire” tag…of course I believe everything I said here. Photo by billy verdin. (License: Creative Commons Attribution) **PLEASE NOTE BEFORE COMMENTING*** This article is satire.  That means (in case you can’t be bothered to click the link) that it’s not meant to be read literally.  It’s a comment on many [...]

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The Moon Is Made of Green Cheese

November 27, 2006 – 10:17 pm

Some things are a question of faith, and some things are a matter of science. Wandering through my back yard at night, looking up at the glowing ball above me (as it whispers and beacons to lovers and wolves whom I have never met), one fact rises above the quagmire of doubt and debate to [...]

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State of the Union Address

July 6, 2006 – 8:48 pm

My fellow Americans– and those of you who follow American politics with a knot of tension in your stomachs and a Starbucks coffee in your fist– today we find ourselves in one hell of a pickle. Reading the morning news, I find that we have not won the War on Terror. I place the blame [...]

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