**PLEASE NOTE BEFORE COMMENTING*** This article is satire. That means (in case you can’t be bothered to click the link) that it’s not meant to be read literally. It’s a comment on many aspects of our culture, but actually has nothing to do with my beliefs about babies. Which means that if you comment based [...]
Some things are a question of faith, and some things are a matter of science. Wandering through my back yard at night, looking up at the glowing ball above me (as it whispers and beacons to lovers and wolves whom I have never met), one fact rises above the quagmire of doubt and debate to [...]
My fellow Americans– and those of you who follow American politics with a knot of tension in your stomachs and a Starbucks coffee in your fist– today we find ourselves in one hell of a pickle. Reading the morning news, I find that we have not won the War on Terror. I place the blame [...]