Category Archives: Satire

RE: Divorce Agreement

August 8, 2010 – 11:02 pm

I just received a forwarded email (copied in the first comment) from a representative of Conservative America, offering terms of settlement for divorce.  As it came to me, I reckon I am a fit delegate to respond to the offer.  My response is as follows: Dear American Conservatives, righties, social retardists, despots, fascists, and Palin [...]

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I Hate Babies

August 5, 2007 – 6:04 pm

In case you missed the “satire” tag…of course I believe everything I said here. Photo by billy verdin. (License: Creative Commons Attribution) **PLEASE NOTE BEFORE COMMENTING*** This article is satire.  That means (in case you can’t be bothered to click the link) that it’s not meant to be read literally.  It’s a comment on many [...]

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